A Valentine's Ditty

So we're clear on that, right? No, I'm sure we aren't. But here goes anyway.]

Now then. Guys! Here's a link to a little song that you can download and play around the house on Valentine's Day!

[OK, I know how dumb guys are, so let me interrupt myself to point out that that last sentence was a joke. (See first paragraph above.) You should NOT, in fact, play this around the house on Valentine's Day. Don't do it even if you have read aloud to your wife/girlfriend the first paragraph above explaining that it is only a joke. Just don't do it.]

Feel free to send it to all the folks you know who might find it amusing.

[That would be almost exclusively males. And if any males do find it amusing, they should never under any circumstances admit that fact.]

Maybe this will go viral. Or at least bacterial. And I already deny any connection with it at all, unless that connection would lead in some way to royalties.

Here is the song. Remember: Шега.