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A Valentine's Ditty

Posted Friday, January 30, 2009, at 2:30 PM

[First of all, to any female readers who might stumble across this and take it the wrong way: It's just a joke. A joke. Ein Witz. Una broma. Une blague. Ένα αστείο, even. Шега, for all you Bulgarian ladies. (I'm big in Bulgaria.)

So we're clear on that, right? No, I'm sure we aren't. But here goes anyway.]

Now then. Guys! Here's a link to a little song that you can download and play around the house on Valentine's Day!

[OK, I know how dumb guys are, so let me interrupt myself to point out that that last sentence was a joke. (See first paragraph above.) You should NOT, in fact, play this around the house on Valentine's Day. Don't do it even if you have read aloud to your wife/girlfriend the first paragraph above explaining that it is only a joke. Just don't do it.]

Feel free to send it to all the folks you know who might find it amusing.

[That would be almost exclusively males. And if any males do find it amusing, they should never under any circumstances admit that fact.]

Maybe this will go viral. Or at least bacterial. And I already deny any connection with it at all, unless that connection would lead in some way to royalties.

Here is the song. Remember: Шега.


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Go Teutsch !!!!!!!!!!! You hit the nail squarely on the head as usual........................

-- Posted by Johnny Yuma on Sun, Feb 1, 2009, at 12:10 AM

Well, some sort of blows to the head may very well be involved.

-- Posted by kenteutsch on Tue, Feb 3, 2009, at 10:56 AM

Quoting my wife, "That song sounds just like you, gb."

Do we have a local Al Bundy chapter?

-- Posted by gb on Tue, Feb 3, 2009, at 6:19 PM

The local Al Bundy chapter meets every Tuesday morning at 7 am at the Juke Box Cafe on N. St. John across the street from Sonic.............

-- Posted by Johnny Yuma on Tue, Feb 3, 2009, at 7:49 PM

Good. ;-)

-- Posted by gb on Tue, Feb 3, 2009, at 8:44 PM

Beautiful tune, and yes it should be kept from the distaff side who will likely not appreciate its humor.

I will heed the words of the Erstwhile Resident of Dogpatch and NOT play it about the lodgings on Valentines Day.

I'faith, Sirrah.

-- Posted by MOHawg on Sun, Feb 8, 2009, at 4:43 PM

Im a female....i thought that was a pretty good one..id like to play the song for my o'man..dedicated to him..!!!LOL

-- Posted by disowned&proud on Mon, Feb 9, 2009, at 1:02 PM

That is the funniest thing I have heard....

"Do we have a local Al Bundy Chapter".. hilarious!! I still watch that show, it comes on everyday..great laughs.

-- Posted by disowned&proud on Sun, Feb 15, 2009, at 1:02 PM

Ken, that can go for men too. Some, definately do not know how to shut up. LOL

-- Posted by TN Blues on Sat, Feb 21, 2009, at 10:11 AM

Ken, that can go for men too. Some, definately do not know how to shut up. LOL

-- Posted by TN Blues on Sat, Feb 21, 2009, at 10:11 AM


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