A Case of Mind over Stupidity

Have no fear. The situation in the Gulf is under control.

Carl Fuermann, a gentleman in Boulder, Colorado, says he will take care of the oil spill though the use of meditation.

" 'I'm very known for fixing things and making things work,' Fuermann said, adding that he believes his meditation helped fix a friend's Flip video camera. 'I visualize things working and hold the belief that they actually work.' "

So that's one less thing to worry about. Maybe when he's done he can help with the cleanup in Dyer County.